Selena Gomez Vagina Lips Slip Bachelorette Party

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Bride-to-be Selena Gomez clearly has never heard the expression “loose lips sink ships,” as she airs out her dangling vaginal lips on a yacht during her bachelorette party in the photos below.

 

Selena and her stretched-out piss flaps certainly appear to be itching for one final hurrah before she ties the knot (because decades of getting railed in heathen Hollywood apparently just wasn’t enough), as she hoists her well-worn wares like a pirate flag, proudly signaling to the world that her cooze caboose is still open for business.

Of course, this isn’t the first time that Selena has brought out her banged-out baby box’s bat wings for the cameras. For whom could forget Selena’s salacious slit display in the video clip below?

However, soon Selena will be walking down the aisle, and even in the hopelessly depraved infidel West it would be seen as unseemly for a married woman to continue to parade out her penis purse in public like this.

Yes, Allah willing, Selena’s lady taco stand will soon be shutting its doors, and the world will certainly be a better (and less smelly) place for it.

So let us pray that once Selena’s cock crypt is closed, it remains sealed tighter than a pharaoh’s tomb.

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