Selena Gomez Heinous Dumpy Ass Response To Cartel Leader’s Killing

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The filthy third world narco-state of Mexico has plunged into chaos after the killing of cartel boss “El Mencho” in a shootout with the elite 5th Battalion Donkey Brigade of the Mexican army. Now Selena Gomez is piling onto the horrendous carnage by unleashing her heinous cellulite-riddled dumpy ass in a swimsuit at the beach in the candid photos below.

 

Clearly with this eruption of violence and Selena’s shockingly horrible shitter, the cartel leadership is sending a message that if you take out one of ours we will bring unimaginable horrors upon the civilian populace until their eyes bleed and their faith in humanity evaporates.

There is no sign of this frightful retaliation stopping, and local officials fear that Selena may just be getting started and that her sloppy saggy pendulous boob bags will make an appearance next.

Not surprisingly, U.S. State Department officials have issued an advisory telling U.S. citizens trapped in Mexico to shelter in place, as the situation is extremely dangerous…

With one official suggesting that these poor tourists watch the video above of a much younger Selena showing off her acceptable ass meat to hold them over until it is safe for them to be extracted back to the United States.

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