Sabrina Carpenter Offering Up Her Ass Across America

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As we can see in the video above, pop star Sabrina Carpenter is keeping busy this summer by offering up her famous tight round ass on the side of the road while hitchhiking across America.

Unfortunately for Sabrina, she is finding few takers for her sphincter, as the male population of the United States is now nearly 98% flaming homoqueers who are too busy preening in their glittery rainbow thongs to notice her. As a result, Sabrina can only get vehicles to slow down long enough for drivers to confirm she is not a bearded drag queen (despite her ridiculous clown makeup). They then speed off, repulsed by the thought of her wanton womanly anus.

Of course if Sabrina tried this stunt in the civilized Islamic world she would be banged hard within seconds… Both by our enormous Muslim meat sticks and the Sharia stones of justice… Just not necessarily in that order.

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