The recently uncovered video above features infidel sex symbol Pamela Anderson’s one and only nude photo shoot showcasing her pristine, pre-corrupted breasts from way back in 1985.
As the faithful can plainly see, before the slimy, hook-nosed Zionists at Playboy seized her soul and defiled her flesh with the devilish witchcraft of plastic surgery, Pamela Anderson was a halal-looking maiden, ripe for the picking, who could’ve glorified Islam by gracing the harems of the era’s most noble and virile lions—Saddam, Gaddafi, or even the majestic Ayatollah Khomeini himself—may their beards forever flutter in paradise!
Alas, by 1989 (in the blasphemous snapshot above), Pamela had succumbed to the infidel’s silicone sorcery, her once-humble boob bags now bloated with the West’s unholy goo, forever squandering her divine destiny of a rich and rewarding life as a sequined sex vassal in the enlightened Islamic utopia. A tragic fable for the ages and a warning to all busty maidens of the perils of straying from the righteous path.