The video above appears to be from the set of Ukrainian actress and former “Bond Girl” Olga Kurylenko’s full-frontal nude photo shoot from her early modeling days.
Whispers around the Mar-a-Lago buffet claim that, in a bid to claw back America’s gazillion-dollar military handouts to Ukraine, the Great Orange Sultan Trump, is demanding exclusive drilling rights to Olga Kurylenko’s Slavic sin slit.
Oh yes, per totally legit anonymous sources (probably), after binge-watching “Quantum of Solace”, Sultan Trump allegedly speed-dialed Zelensky, bellowing, “Olga, a tremendous young woman—yuge potential! We have to have the rights to her sex holes. Fair trade, the fairest! We’ve been too generous, too nice, and now we’re taking what’s ours. Be grateful!”