Margaret Qualley Shows Her New Tits While Preparing For Sharia Law In NYC

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Actress Margaret Qualley brazenly shows off her new enhanced boob bags in a bikini while she drops into a prostration so perfectly angled toward Mecca that even the seagulls are shouting “Allah akbar!” in the candid photos below.

 

Of course, Margaret picked a horrible time to exit the itty-bitty titty committee, as her hometown of the People’s Republic of New York City just crowned Comrade-Caliph Zohan Mamdani as Supreme Warlord-Mayor-for-Life in the hopes that he will civilize their backwards and barbaric city by instituting Sharia law.

And civilize it he will, as Brother Mamdani’s first executive fatwa will no doubt seize the means of seduction, as he demands that all blasphemous breasts be wrapped in state-issued black-wool burkas at all times.

But rest assured liberal women of NYC, your coming oppression beneath the sandaled heel of us mighty Muslims will be 100% organic, fair-trade, and carbon-neutral, and every lash of the whip will be administered by a unionized Equity Enforcer wearing a pronoun pin that reads “He/Him/Halal”!

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