Kylie Minogue’s Nude Tits And Ass At Wimbledon

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For this week’s “#WaybackWednesday,” we rewind the clock to the unholy year of 2000, when Australian pop harlot Kylie Minogue—think Britney Spears, but with a kangaroo accent—desecrated the game of tennis’ most sacred grass of Wimbledon with her nude buttocks and small breasts in the photo shoot below.

 

Of course, as superior specimens sculpted by divine hands into paragons of physical perfection, us powerful Muslim men could conquer this feeble game of tennis with a mere flick of our mighty wrists. Yet, we have chosen not to grace this Zionist-run charade with our presence. This is because the puppet masters of this so-called sport not only permit women to prance about in skirts shorter than their moral compasses, but also allow harpies like Kylie to parade their profane buttocks across the baseline.

Instead, we’ve channeled our superhuman athleticism into pursuits far more halal and noble like goat wrestling, camel racing, and stone tossing. Speaking of which, Kylie is long overdue for a righteous Sharia stoning, as she has been flaunting her forbidden feminine wiles before our pious Islamic eyes for decades now.

Unfortunately, her homeland of Australia—a sun-scorched prison colony infested with snakes, spiders, and sluts—remains low on the “cultural enrichment” priority list.

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