Billie Eilish’s Boobs Burst On The Red Carpet

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Pop star Billie Eilish’s bulbous boobs appear to burst forth a massive amount of milk while on the red carpet in the video above.

Of course this embarrassing display was inevitable, as us pious Muslims have warned for years that Billie’s impressive udders were clearly not being milked properly… For only the strong coarse calloused hands of a Muslim man has the necessary skills to adequately drains the ducts of a spectacular specimen of female livestock like Billie.

Perhaps next time Billie will take our concerns more seriously… For her big blubbery butt is in desperate need of a good milking as well, and the devastation in the area if that thing goes off would be catastrophic.

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