Billie Eilish Bounces Her Boobs And Matches Her Bra And Panties

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If Billie Eilish wants to be known for two things (besides the cacophonous squawking she dares to call music), it is her ability to bounce her bulbous boobs (as we can see in the compilation video above), and her obsessive dedication to matching her bra with her panties (as we can see in the video clip and photo below).

Unfortunately for Billie, both of her beloved pastimes stand no chance against the ultimate weapon of virtue: the holy, thick, black wool burka, which all women will soon be required to wear 24/7 when the world Islamic caliphate rises to its triumphant completion.

Yes, soon enough, Billie’s sinfully sloppy tit sacks will be properly subjugated beneath the impenetrable layers of the burka… And as for her bras and panties? She’ll have no need for such frivolous scraps of fabric when the burka steps in to fulfill every function, from concealment to climate control, and beyond! Why, it’s practically a Swiss Army Knife of holiness, a garment so unrivaled in purity and utility that it will even be able to convert this perverted pop star to piety.

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