TikTok star turned aspiring pop music artist Addison Rae offers up her nipples and ass cheeks for those willing to listen to the autotuned cacophonous squawking that she calls her singing in the music video above for her new single “High Fashion”.
Unfortunately for Addison she is going to quickly find out that unlike TikTok a mid girl can not just tease her dumpy backside and sloppy boob bags and garner a following in the ultra competitive world of pop music.
That isn’t to say that Addison is without any talent… For she has always been impressively flexible, and us red-blooded Muslim men can not help but look at her fantasize… About all the shipping costs would save stuffing her in a container bound for Jebel Ali…
However, sadly for Addison she is just too damn frumpy to ever be worthy of the tremendous honor of being sold into sexual slavery in the civilized Islamic world.