Angel Reese vs. Emily Ratajkowski In A Thong Ass Battle

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At the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, the catwalk turned into a savage battleground of bouncing backsides, where stick-thin model Emily Ratajkowski, with her barely-there thong strangling her bony hips, tried to twerk her way to relevance against the towering, sweat-glistened sports-ball beast, Angel Reese.

Unfortunately for Emily, her Pilates-sculpted cheeks were no match for the Amazonian abid Angel’s ass, as her cocoa-colored caboose captivated the Muslim men in attendance causing them to fantasize about her powerful posterior pulling the plow on their poppy plantations.

Yes, this Angel Reese is certainly an impressive specimen of female livestock, and there isn’t a red-blooded Muslim man alive who can look upon her bulbous brown backside and not grow rigid at the thought of all the land it could till.

Emily Ratajkowski, on the other hand, is not nearly as valuable, with her only useful purpose being as a receptacle for holy Islamic ball batter.

In the end, Angel Reese’s mighty meaty mocha mounds made short work of Emily’s taut tush. Leaving Emily with no choice but to try to advertise for tunic snakes to slither up her tit valley, as she positions herself for a place in the coming world caliphate.

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