Tuesday, November 3, 2026
Elle Brooke Told Piers Morgan Her Kids “Can Cry in a Ferrari”
I’ve been lectured by better men than Piers Morgan. Deans, editors, one ex-wife. Never once did I come up with a line this good. Elle Brooke did it in four words.

Elle Brooke shut Piers Morgan up with “They can cry in a Ferrari.” On Piers Morgan Uncensored in June 2023, he asked how her future kids would feel about her leaving a law degree for OnlyFans. The clip is viral again in November 2026.
A Spanish account reposted it on Nov. 2 and it passed 1.8 million views. The original did 35 million when Daily Loud posted it in 2023 (The Independent). Elle replied at the time: “Iconic if I do say so myself.” Fair.
Watch: Elle Brooke vs Piers Morgan, the full clip
The full exchange, three and a half minutes. Piers Morgan opens on her future children asking why mummy didn’t finish her law degree; Elle Brooke answers “They can cry in a Ferrari” before he’s finished the sentence. Then he asks what she earns (she won’t give a number, only “I’m as top as it gets”), what her family thinks (her mum is “on my payroll”, doing admin) and what it says about society. It ends with her promising to pick him up in her Bugatti in fifteen years.
Elle Brooke on Piers Morgan Uncensored, full clip (3:30)
“They can cry in a Ferrari”: what was actually said
Piers sets it up himself. He imagines her kids looking up and asking why mummy didn’t finish law school, while she says “but look at all my stuff.” She doesn’t let him finish. “They can cry in a Ferrari.”
Then it’s the usual questions. Did she graduate? “No, no, no, I dropped out to do OnlyFans because I was making a lot of money.” Why give up a good brain for strangers on the internet? Because she “wouldn’t have made loads of money as a solicitor anyway.” She makes that in two weeks now, she says.
He asks what she earns. She won’t say. “I’m as top as it gets.” What does that mean? “The best of the best. 0.01%.” Why is she so good? “Because I’m really good looking. And original.” Family? “My mum is on my payroll.” Doing what? “Admin. Behind-the-scenes work. She doesn’t do anything rude.”



He tries the big finish: what does it say about society? “That I’m successful no matter what I do.” She says he’ll interview her again in fifteen years and admit he was wrong, and she’ll pick him up in her Bugatti. Piers wraps the segment.

Confession: I dropped out of things too. College, two marriages, a twelve-step programme. Nobody ever offered me a Ferrari for it. My kids would have cried in a 2004 Saab with a cracked windscreen, and they did.
What gets me isn’t the money. It’s that she’s enjoying herself and he can’t stand it. Piers has been sneering at people on TV for thirty years. A 25-year-old from Portsmouth gave it back to him with a smile, and he looked like a man whose card got declined at his own birthday dinner.
— Nico
Who is Elle Brooke?
Elle Brooke was born on Jan. 12, 1998, in Portsmouth. She was a law student when she started OnlyFans and quit university once it paid. She’s also a real fighter now: on Jan. 20, 2024, she dropped AJ Bunker in the third round to win the Misfits women’s middleweight title (MMA Fighting). She told Piers she was “sexually open” since school and that anyone from her year group would say she was “absolutely made to do this.”



Why the clip keeps coming back
Every year or so somebody reposts it with new captions. The Spanish one says she earns about double what Piers earns. In the clip she never gives a number, so take that one with salt. What she does say is enough. The “cry in a Ferrari” line is now its own meme, and Piers is now the guy it happened to.
FAQ
What did Elle Brooke say to Piers Morgan?
When Piers Morgan asked what her future children would think of her quitting a law degree for OnlyFans, Elle Brooke replied: “They can cry in a Ferrari.”
When was the Elle Brooke Piers Morgan interview?
It aired on Piers Morgan Uncensored on TalkTV in June 2023. The clip went viral again in November 2026.
Did Elle Brooke study law?
Yes. She was a law student at university and dropped out when OnlyFans started making her more money than she expected to earn as a solicitor.
How old is Elle Brooke?
Elle Brooke was born on Jan. 12, 1998, in Portsmouth, England, so she is 28.
Is Elle Brooke a boxer?
Yes. She boxes on Misfits cards and beat AJ Bunker by third-round TKO on Jan. 20, 2024, to win the Misfits women’s middleweight title.

— Nico. If my kids ever ask why their dad never finished anything, I’ll tell them they can cry in a Saab.
Fact-check: Scandal Planet Desk
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Video and stills: Piers Morgan Uncensored (TalkTV), as shared on X. ScandalPlanet watermark only.
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